Jimmy Fallon Does Neil Young - Pants on the Ground
Posted: January 19th, 2010 by The High Priest under Video Pick of the Day.
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A little corner of the Joe universe

Posted: January 19th, 2010 by The High Priest under Video Pick of the Day.
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Maggie’s Song
knock the books off my desk during class,
take my lunch money and kick my ass,
snapped all the pencils in my pencil case,
through the dodge ball really hard at my face.
trip me when i’m walkin down the hall,
give me a swirley in the bathroom stall,
shot me in the butt with yer BB-gun,
through my ant farm out the window just for fun!
i’m gonna tell my mom on you,
i’m gonna tell my mom on you,
i’m gonna tell my mom on you,
you ain’t gonna like it when i do.
stepped on my fingers on the monkey bars,
plugged up the air holes on my frogs jar,
pulled my underpants way on up over my head,
told the cheerleaders that i occasionally wet the bed.
thank you very much!
i’m gonna tell my mom on you,
i’m gonna tell my mom on you,
i’m gonna tell my mom on you,
you ain’t gonna like it when i do.
my mom said “joe you know the golden rule,
you aint alowed to fight especially in school,
besides you know you can’t hit a girl you know that aint cool,
ever stop to think that she might like you?
oh maggie i never knew,
oh maggie i never knew,
i just have one thing i think i need to say to you!
i think i like you to!
Posted: January 19th, 2010 by The High Priest under Cool Stuff.
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Here’s a cool way to help out the earthquake victims in Haiti…
Pat Robertson Voodoo Doll!
From the seller:
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After an exclusive deal with devil, we are finally able to bring black magic into your very own home! The lucky winner of this auction will attain the soul of Televangelist PAT ROBERTSON in a handheld figurine comprised of the finest straw, cloth, and other organic natural materials!
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Posted: January 18th, 2010 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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If your New Year’s resolution involves the desire to squish more ‘possums, then boy do we have the product for you! It’s the Possum Whistle! It turns any Sunday drive into a ‘possum squishin’ mow-down. Click here to learn how to get yours today!
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Posted: January 4th, 2010 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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The Greenfield’s have recorded a special message for you all to help you ring in the new year. Oddly enough, it looks and sounds an awful lot like the one they did last New Years Eve. At any rate - take these sage words of advice with you as you enter 2010.
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Posted: December 29th, 2009 by The High Priest under Cool Stuff, Joecartoon.com.
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The Holidays are all about tradition. Some are good, some are bad, some get shot out of your ice cold rear end. Please make the JoeCartoon Holiday Collection part of your Holiday tradition.
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Posted: December 19th, 2009 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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Posted: December 15th, 2009 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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Here’s a nice photo sent in by Russell and Ruth, two diehard JoeCartoon fans from the great State of Alabama, with the following note:
Merry Christmas Joe! We just wanted to send you a photo of the homestead, all done up nice for the Holidays. Russell gave up his only means of reliable transportation for the sake of this installation but the Quality Farm & Fleet is only a few short a miles away. His daily commute has gotten a little longer but Lord knows he needs the exercise.
Roll Tide!
R & R
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Posted: December 8th, 2009 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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Jeb and Gertrude discuss the gift giving season. It’s short and sweet and a little bit of tear jerker. So fire up the yule log, turn down the lights, grab yer honey, a comforter, some eggnog and some big whiskey and press play. Get some!
Posted: December 7th, 2009 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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Dearest Devoted Joehead,
The world is a dangerous place filled with dooshbags of all kinds. We offer you the latest example, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a Blender
Beers!
Joe
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Posted: June 25th, 2009 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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“Joe” is back and he’s eating LUNCH! Superfly joins him for soup. Really.
Click here to watch!
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Posted: June 2nd, 2009 by Joe under Joecartoon.com.
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Posted: May 19th, 2009 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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You loved “Chris Crocker in a Blender”, you loved “Fred in a Blender”, and when we asked what “DOOOOSHBAG” should be next, this lady was at the top of the list. So if you wanna know who that “DOOOOSHBAG” is, there’s only one way to find out… Go Here!
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Posted: May 7th, 2009 by The High Priest under Joecartoon.com.
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Today I give to you in it’s purest form the most random, pointless cartoon in all of history. For the weak of fortitude, please view with caution. This is not a brain friendly cartoon. On a personal note. I saw myself in the mirror this morning and I am stunning. Simply stunning.
Beers!
Joe
Posted: April 27th, 2009 by Joe under Joecartoon.com.
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Dearest Devoted Joehead,
We put another doooshbag in a blender. His name is Fred. Now he’s…. well…. blended. Wanna play?
Beers,
Joe
Posted: April 20th, 2009 by Joe under Joecartoon.com.
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The number of people doing their own covers of I’m a Little Catfish have gotten so out of hand Joe decided to do his own version.
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Posted: April 20th, 2009 by The High Priest under Joe Sightings.
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Dearest Devoted Joehead,
As an astute observer of life I am compelled by love of it to share with you the pitfalls that encumber us to occasionally lose sight of anything meaningful. It is only in honest heartfelt discourse that resolution can be found. Although, upon further reflection a nail does sometimes need the love tap of a hammer.
All that being so eloquently said I now present to you another ramble fest of pure genius: Bridging the Gap 2
If you don’t find this is anyway humorous or spiritually enlightening, please drink 7 beers and watch it again.
And to continue with the cliff theme, enjoy the Lemmings once again…
My loins ache for approval.
Joe
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Posted: April 13th, 2009 by Joe under Joecartoon.com.
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For those of you who have been asking themselves, “How does Joe start his day?” Well there is no better time to find out that right now.
Beers,
Joe
Posted: April 2nd, 2009 by Joe under Joecartoon.com.
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Posted: April 1st, 2009 by The High Priest under Video Pick of the Day.
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Dearest Devoted JoeHead,
I give unto you the first in a new series of what I hope will be considered the defining psychological thriller of our time. “Bridging the Gap“. Short, sweet, simple and reticent. It is a must “send to a friend” that has the power to heal. Immediately following a 100 person secret screening 70 members of the audience reported sending flowers to a forgotten loved one. 29 sent candy and 1 just didn’t give a shit.
Peace,
love,
harmony,
Joe
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Posted: March 23rd, 2009 by Joe under Joecartoon.com.
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